Sunday, March 30, 2008

Announcing the "Romans 9:18 Conference"

Rhett Kelley Ministries Presents:

The Romans 9:18 Conference

Nov 6 and 7, 2008 at location T.B.A.

Did Jesus die on the cross for every person? Was I elected because I selected? Is God really sovereign? Did Calvin really murder Servetus? These and many other questions will be addressed.

This conference is not going to be a "Let's bash the Arminians" conference. This conference is going to be a biblical and theological assessment of and response to the inconsistencies of the "majoritarian" view of soteriology in the SBC and other Baptist movements. It will be helpful for lay people as well as preachers.

  • $95 for conference only.
  • $110 for the conference with two meals (dinner Nov. 6; breakfast Nov. 7)

Featuring: (exact schedule to be posted later)

Romans 9:18 -Rhett B. Kelley

Total Depravity - Dr. Tom Ascol

Unconditional Election - Dr. John Piper.

Limited Atonement - Dr. James R. White

Irresistible Grace - Dr. Thomas Nettles

Perseverance of the Saints - Dr. Wayne Grudem

Romans 9:18 and God's Purpose in Grace - Dr. Albert Mohler

- There will be a 60-minute Q & A session following the last speaker -

* There will be no live or archived audio or video of this conference via the Internet.
** If you are interested in being a vendor at this conference, please contact us via email. Space is limited so this will be on a first-come, first-served basis.

This conference is sponsored by: Rhett Kelley Ministries, The Reformed Mafia, and Calvinists everywhere.

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Joshua A. Hitchcock said...

Will the Reformed Mafia be speaking any?

Robert said...

I hope this is close to me! I just missed Dr. White in VA for a debate!

This is the only conference that I've ever seen that looks like it'd be worth the money...

keep us informed..

Gordan Runyan said...

Dude, that ain't funny. My heart was racing, and then I read the label: Satire.

I say again: Dude!!

Gordan Runyan said...

My first comment above was insufficient to express my disgust at this post, and the fact that it turns out to be not-for-real.


Ima gonna haf to open up a can!

Robert said...

Disgust does not even begin to describe my feelings right now!


If there is a wire running from your gas tank to your spark plug...don't give it another thought...just get in and turn the key...:)

Anonymous said...


Sorry guys...

Believe me. If I had the connections and resources to pull off this kind of conference, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Perhaps someone with the means could put it together?? ;)

Rhett said...

Compare with:

Gordan Runyan said...

Oh, puh-lease, now out comes the justifying link...

Why do you think we got all excited? Because we know all about that conference already!!

You start that car yet?

Joshua A. Hitchcock said...

Well Rhett has the brains to think up such a conference, if he only knew the right people in the SBC, has pastored for over 30 years, severed on an SBC committee, or been a SBC presidential candidate, he might could pull it off.

Scribe said...

Well I'm glad this conference was based on satire...I wasn't sure who that Rhett fella was... (LOL)

Fred said...

Scribe, I had a long day but your comment had me laughing!

Gordan, I'm glad you won't let Rhett wiggle out on what he did. Send in the Borg!

Anonymous said...

When you're reading anything I write, you've always got to watch the labels... ;)

kingofbleh said...

Oh I can think of a much better list of people to make the case for Calvinism....

All Calvinists Worship Mohammed - Ergun Caner

All Calvinists Hate Megachurches - Johnny Hunt

Calvinism Is All About PASSION, Not Good Theology - Hal Poe

The Trouble With The Beer - Frank Page

Irresistable Grace Is No Grace At All! - Dave Hunt

All Calvinists are Hyper-Calvinists - Adrian Rogers

We're All Going To Heaven On A Big Yellow Bus! - Nelson Price

"Give your opponent enough rope, and eventually he will hang himself" Greg Bahnsen

Rev. said...

My feelings are hurt, I didn't get invited to speak. ;)

Gordan Runyan said...

Rev. I'm pretty sure you're scheduled to lead three break-out sessions, so be of good cheer.

Rev. said...

Thanks for the heads up! ;)

Rev. said...

I noticed on the updated conference deal they state, "This conference is not going to be a 'Let's bash the Calvinists' conference. This conference is going to be a biblical and theological assessment of and response to 5-point Calvinism." I hope that holds true.

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