Friday, July 6, 2007

Why You Shouldn't Mess With Paula White



She will throw the mess right back atcha!

10 comments:

Rhett said...

Welcome to the mafia!

I sort of figured your first post would include Paula White... ;)

RK

Gordan said...

I'm a little slow....is Paula the monster...or the bag?

Scribe said...

Truthfully guys... I think Gojira's a mole for the word/faith movement. I think he's raising money for Paula on TBN's annual Praise-a-thon.

Fred said...

Then he must swim with the fishes.

Scribe said...

Fred, who's gonna order the hit?

Gojira said...

Scribe,

"Truthfully guys... I think Gojira's a mole for the word/faith movement. I think he's raising money for Paula on TBN's annual Praise-a-thon."

Shhhhhhh. That is sensitive information. Benny Hinn promised me a personal jet if I would help him in world domination through Paula.

But we have to keep that just between us.

Gojira said...

Gordan,

"I'm a little slow....is Paula the monster...or the bag?"

While the bag, how shall I say this, was blessed to hold a gift from Paula, it just isn't right to call her a monster. Just look at that beautiful flowing hair she has. That takes tons of grooming.

Rhett said...

Go read his Gojira's Freaky Friday post. Then click on the article about Paula and her husband. It's shocking...

John Tetzel ain't got nuthin' on these charlatans!

Fred said...

Scribe, Gojira has now mentioned the Hinn family. I'll do this one myself. Nothing personal. Just business. No more comments about
Gojiria or as we say in the ReformedMafia fuggettabouthim!!

Scribe said...

John Tetzel ain't got nuthin' on these charlatans!

Did you see the pics of Paula and her husband...they look just about Catholic...

Gojira,

Sorry for spillin' the beans.